SEO Jokes – A Collection of 30 Jokes That Only SEO’s Can Appreciate

Update: While these SEO jokes are timeless, I have recently done another post with new funny SEO Jokes for 2019. Don’t forget to check it out.

Though SEO is a very serious aspect of any business’s marketing strategy, we SEOs are mostly nice people with a good sense of humor. In our day to day job we have such a wide variety of experience and some of them are so funny it would bring a smile to the most boring person, besides there is no dearth of naysayers for SEO, who also add to some really funny comments and situations.

I was reading a few of the SEO jokes available on the web and found most of them are basically lawyer jokes replaced with SEO, so I decided to put together a collection of all the SEO Jokes, that actually relate more to SEO rather than being derivatives of lawyer jokes.

You know you are an SEO when:
Your first answer to any general question directed at you is “Google it
You repeat words every few seconds in the conversation.

What’s an seo expert?
it’s someone who speaks about an algorithm he doesn’t know, guaranties a result he can’t foresee,asks you a hell of a money while making you work on your website more than he does…

Why seo’s prefer democracy to dictatorship?
because they love user generated content.

Why do seo’s prefer to date smart, funny girls or guys, better than beautiful ones?
because they know search engines are blind and content is king.

What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Keyword stuffing

What did the SEO do on his honeymoon?

A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

The company search Optimization officer died – The Company CEO said, “It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent”.

Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re really good people.

It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour. –Thomas Jefferson

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
Canonical issues.

What have pig’s & SEO’s got in common?

SPAM.

What does an SEO have for breakfast?
Spam and JAVA

SPAM = Sites Positioned Above Mine

Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?

What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
Supplemental index.

What’s the difference between a seo consultant and a used car salesman?
A – The used car salesman knows when he is lying

What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
Link bait.

A SEO couple had twins.
For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

What does a chiropractor fix?
Back links.

What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
Pay per click.

What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
A trackback.

What’s the difference between an accountant and a SEO?
Accountants know they’re boring.

Why seo’s never play golf?
they fear the sandbox.

Why seo’s always live in a good suburb?
to avoid a bad neighbourhood.

What should you understand if an seo expert asks you for a date?
that he needs a backlink.

Why seo’s are always excited to take the elevator down a building?
because they like to see (9…8…7..6..5.4.3..2..1)

Two SEOs watching a girl with big boobs on trampoline?
1st: I hate it?
2nd: What, the trampoline? 1st: No the bounce rate.

As mentioned at the beginning of the post, these are SEO jokes collected from across the web and are not really my own content. I couldn’t credit a source here as most of them are overlapping and there is no definitive source of origin.

Also, don’t forget to check out the new funny SEO jokes posted in 2019.