SEO Jokes – A Collection of 30 Jokes That Only SEO’s Can Appreciate
I was reading a few of the SEO jokes available on the web and found most of them are basically lawyer jokes replaced with SEO, so I decided to put together a collection of all the SEO Jokes, that actually relate more to SEO rather than being derivatives of lawyer jokes.
You know you are an SEO when:
Your first answer to any general question directed at you is “Google it
You repeat words every few seconds in the conversation.
What’s an seo expert?
it’s someone who speaks about an algorithm he doesn’t know, guaranties a result he can’t foresee,asks you a hell of a money while making you work on your website more than he does…
Why seo’s prefer democracy to dictatorship?
because they love user generated content.
Why do seo’s prefer to date smart, funny girls or guys, better than beautiful ones?
because they know search engines are blind and content is king.
What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Keyword stuffing
The company search Optimization officer died – The Company CEO said, “It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent”.
Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re really good people.
It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour. –Thomas Jefferson
Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.
What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
What does an SEO have for breakfast?
Spam and JAVA
SPAM = Sites Positioned Above Mine
Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?
What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
What’s the difference between a seo consultant and a used car salesman?
A – The used car salesman knows when he is lying
What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
A SEO couple had twins.
For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.
What does a chiropractor fix?
What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
Pay per click.
What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
What’s the difference between an accountant and a SEO?
Accountants know they’re boring.
Why seo’s never play golf?
they fear the sandbox.
Why seo’s always live in a good suburb?
to avoid a bad neighbourhood.
What should you understand if an seo expert asks you for a date?
that he needs a backlink.
Why seo’s are always excited to take the elevator down a building?
because they like to see (9…8…7..6..5.4.3..2..1)
Two SEOs watching a girl with big boobs on trampoline?
1st: I hate it?
2nd: What, the trampoline? 1st: No the bounce rate.
As mentioned in the beginning of the post, these are SEO jokes collected from across the web and are not really my own content. I couldn’t credit a source here as most of them are overlapping and there is no definitive source of origin.